6 March 2008 – Garden Gnomes

I know I wasn’t sober last night, but I swear I saw a garden gnome in human form hopping onto a bus as I was waiting for mine. I kid you not. This guy had the “garden gnome” beard, trimmed to perfection and even had the ruddy cheeks. The only thing that was wrong was that he wasn’t wearing a red or green jacket, didn’t have a red cap or was carrying a fishing rod.

For any of those people who have no idea what I’m wittering on about, go look up “garden gnomes” on a search engine.

And no, before anyone says anything, I was definitely not hallucinating!


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